DEAN
poopjoke
DEAN
Branden’s life, in a single comic.
DEAN
I feel like I’m forgetting something.
BRANDEN, POST YOU WIENER POOPY.
DEAN
Silly grandpa, you aren’t supposed to be here.
DEAN
Who are you? How did you find this website? Get away from me! I’m warning you!
DEAN
I heard it was your birthday this year, so I drew you a picture to last you for the rest of your life.
DEAN
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
BRANDEN
Hey, internet! How’s it going? Remember that one time I posted an MS Paint-edited version of one of Dean’s drawings then said I’d post actual art the next day, then never did? That was pretty funny, huh?
In other news, I need to shave really badly. A haircut wouldn’t hurt, either.
BRANDEN
Well, it’s a bit on the late side, but here’s what MY first day of classes was like.
Asians wearing fur jackets everywhere.
More (actual) art tomorrow! Really! I promise!
DEAN
Hooray, the first day of Fall semester. I wonder how many plaid shirts I will count today.
DEAN
Being outside is pretty gay.
BRANDEN
Hello there internet! How did you spend your day? Here’s how I spent mine. And the day before. And probably the day before that, I don’t remember.
BRANDEN
You know who’s terrifying?
Nigel Thornberry is terrifying.
DEAN
I am moving out today.
